May 2013
saccharineSylph: Fish girl heartbreak →
chimeratea:
This morning, after a week of being very slow and weak, I woke up and found out my fish, Eridan, has passed away.
I’m really heartbroken over this little guy’s death. He was given to me by Lilly when she left Australia and he’s always felt like a little piece of her that stayed…
cas-get-into-my-ass:
danisnotafaggot:
frazerburnslemons:
tinychatter:
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
It would be impossible. Its a paradox. The book would be part of you and if you were reading it then it would be open. And if you were an open book then you wouldn’t have lies to tell and therefore the book would be empty and you can’t read blank pages.
dude
how to...
rsvnr:
You know, I think one of the worst feelings is finding out that you didn’t mean as much to someone as you thought you did, and you just feel stupid, and because you looked desperate, about caring too much.
URGENT!
owlmylove:
attackofthepartycannon:
xere-the-sun-risesx:
WESTBORO BAPTIST IS ACTIVE IN NORMAN TODAY, AND THEY ARE BY NO MEANS WELCOME. THEY ARE PLANNING TO PROTEST THE FUNERALS OF CHILDREN KILLED IN THE RECENT TORNADO. SHOW THEM WHAT AN ANGRY OKIE IS LIKE, Y’ALL!
REBLOG REBLOG REBLOG!
they can go fuck themselves
followers reblog this like hell okay
please
are you fucking kidding me
...
saccharinesylph:
roachpatrol:
universe-c:
Sollux needs a shirt that says ~ATH master.
Yes, welcome to my blog - now centered completely around terrible homestuck puns.
bless you roach
thevisforvictory:
iammakingperfectsense:
insidemymmind:
Okay, so in Science class yesterday we were talking about sleep cycles and melatonin and my science teacher said, “if you’re trying to sleep, avoid one colour. Blue. Your melatonin levels decrease when looking at the colour blue because it’s the colour of the sky.” GUYS, I KNOW WHY NONE OF US SLEEP. TUMBLR IS BLUE.
OOPS
mew-squared:
In 2009, a man married a video game character
In 2007, a woman married the Eiffel Tower
In 2008, a man married a life-sized doll
Also in 2009, a woman married a roller coaster
And in 2005, a woman married a dolphin
please explain to me why people still say that gays shouldnt be able to be married to preserve the sanctity of marraige
None Pizza With Left Beef: roxylablog: pippa6100:... →
roxylablog:
pippa6100:
pippa6100:
I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
I hate this post I hate it so much because FIRST OFF it’s the most popular post I’ve ever made and you know who wants to be known for ‘the Dimmadone post’ nO…
jimmyjamjimjohn:
rubywhiterabbit:
One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.
swaggie2nope:
i cant old sport understand old sport your accent
pandalot:
You are good at something, stop lying to yourself. You’re good at breaking down comic book plots, cooking ramen perfectly, making your friends happy, knowing the time without looking at a clock, getting the perfect ending at RPG’s, or figuring out the twist ending to movies. Don’t let society tell you your talents are meaningless because they don’t serve an economical purpose. Your...
ladyhistory:
elysionsprincess:
vanehsensei:
slenderlock:
singarequiem:
techno4tomcats:
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
No seriously
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND HOLY FUCK
I CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to...
krabkrust:
seblaine:
circletines:
IF YOU SAY THE WORD BATTERIES REALLY FAST IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE SAYING “PARIS” IN A FRENCH ACCENT
WORD OF WARNING THIS ONLY WORKS IF YOU HAVE AN AMERICAN ACCENT IF NOT YOU WILL JUST SIT IN YOUR ROOM LIKE A KNOB SAYING BATTERIES
It sounded like i was saying ‘PATRICE’ in a french accent to be fair
snorlaxlovesme:
so i cleared my throat today and
and then someone poked me in the side so I laughed
and THEN I FUCKING SNEEZED
and that’s what it’s like being on the second day of your period
i hope this has been educational
mira-of-sassgard:
barrett-the-babe:
somethingstrangehere:
starkid-butts:
fellowship-of-the-wholockians:
chelsdamelsp:
thepartybanana:
I really don’t know why but somehow I ended up googling “david tennant in places he shouldn’t be” …
…I AM CRYAING
ohmigod I am so done. #brbdying
The bonus Sherlock pic=the death of me omfg
THERE’S MORE BRB DYING
I found...
cafemusaiin:
im gonna be 60 years old one day and i will probably still wake up in the middle of the night sometimes in a cold sweat, wondering if i finished my homework.
kanayastuck:
eriridan:
eriridan:
so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this
thank
ERICA I’M SO DONE WITH YOU
superlockedintardis:
noo00oo00oo00oo:
noo00oo00oo00oo:
the power button looks like sex i mean look at it
there is a long straight thing going inside a circle
omg it lookS LIKE THAT BECAUSE
IT TURNS
THINGS
ON
#DONE
